Ahoy, mate, and welcome aboard the SS Stylinson, the ship of dreams. This is a happy, gay place, free of heterosexuality. Unfortunately, Captain Horan is on an extended lunch break and First Mate Tomlinson is off fraternizing with the Dread Pirate Styles, so all inquiries will have to be left in the ask box. We hope you enjoy your stay.
so Louis always wears his shirts buttoned up to his adam’s apple


maybe that’s his signature “look” or something idk

but …


I definitely prefer this



over this
 
 

I mean is it too much to ask for you to show some collarbones


because honestly I just want to the lick the stripe of skin along your clavicle



ok fine so you’re all cute and shit 



and i can almost forgive you because suspenders are your trademark



but for the love of god I want some neck/collarbone action



because did I mention that little dip under your adam’s apple does funny things to my tummy




and honestly that’s the wrong attire for a pool party


so take a lesson from your boyfriend and learn to reveal some tasteful skin


I mean how can you cover that up


is it because of the lovebites ‘cos aint no button-up gonna cover those puppies


can I take the chance to also talk about your neck


because hell yeah it’s relevant


because once i’ve seen this


this will never satisfy me


i don’t even care if you look like a girl


I just want to do this when I see you in your prim and proper shirts


honey i know you’re trying to go for the innocent, wholesome, boy-band look


but we all know can do this like a pro so stop pretending


and take your shirt off




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