Ahoy, mate, and welcome aboard the SS Stylinson, the ship of dreams. This is a happy, gay place, free of heterosexuality. Unfortunately, Captain Horan is on an extended lunch break and First Mate Tomlinson is off fraternizing with the Dread Pirate Styles, so all inquiries will have to be left in the ask box. We hope you enjoy your stay.
So Harry is kind of a collarbone slut

i.e. why Harry Styles should stick to turtle necks and circle scarves because holy fuck those things at the base of your neck should be illegal


So what started out as a companion piece to this, kinda turned into An Ode to Harry Styles’ Collarbones


our Harry has a penchant for wearing low-cut shirts 


and I wouldn’t mind if it didn’t give me intense feels about his collarbones


so you know that fetish where you’re obsessed with the dip between the collarbones … if you don’t have that fetish then you haven’t met harry styles



i’d be happy to curl up into a ball and lie in that dip forever


FOREVER


jesus look at the way his vocal cords/veins/collarbones pop out when he sings


i call this game How Low Can Your Neckline Go


my dream is to see harry in a deep v-neck t-shirt


i feel like i should tell him to fucking eat something fattening but i’m yet again distracted by the beauty that is his clavicles


christ on a stick


dsafljk cover yourself up harold


do you know how much i hate love his white t-shirt


I’ll always think it’s Harry’s most flattering look


because FUCKING COLLARBONES PEOPLE


i’m 10932490% serious when i say i wouldn’t mind if he wore this shirt for the rest of his life until it fell to tatters then he can go around topless that’s also ok with me


i feel ya, man, i want to get uncomfortably close to him too because COLLARBONES


have i convinced you about the white shirt yet?


how about now??


button down shirts too … unf


barely buttoned button down shirt … double unf



also I can’t deal with your general neck area


like what even


why is your entire neck area not covered in love bites all the time louis what is wrong with you


i’m salivating ok i admit this shamelessly


collarbones + nipples + white shirt = lethal combination

 


i feel like this has deviated into a harry styles effortless sex god appreciation post


don’t mind me i’m just licking my screen


ugh get your superior skeletal structure out of my face


i - what even -


goodbye cruel world