Ahoy, mate, and welcome aboard the SS Stylinson, the ship of dreams. This is a happy, gay place, free of heterosexuality. Unfortunately, Captain Horan is on an extended lunch break and First Mate Tomlinson is off fraternizing with the Dread Pirate Styles, so all inquiries will have to be left in the ask box. We hope you enjoy your stay.
what he tweeted: hello
what he meant: hey babe, welcome home, I've missed you and your smell on the pillow next to me and making an extra cuppa in the morning and hearing you sing Travis in the shower and kissing you on New Year's Eve